Believe it or not I wash my own clothes, sometimes washing sheets, bed spreads and even the occasional curtain as well. So a couple of days ago I noticed the colors drawer was running a bit low. Went to the hamper and began separating colors from whites…why does that process sound bigoted? Anyway, after separation, I looked around for other colors to make a full load. Finding a recently worn pair of jeans, I emptied the pockets and put them with the rest of the load.
Now when I say “emptied the pockets” I mean the front pockets because I rarely carry my wallet in a back pocket. There’s your first clue as to what transpired later.
Satisfied with the empty pockets and load size I put the clothes into the washer, poured soap, twisted the dial and walked away.
Later the washer beeped signifying a finished cycle. So, into the utility room I went, opened up the washer and drier for clothes transfer and peering into the washer I saw my drivers license.
I thought “how could this be, my wallet is on the table, I pointed”. But the table was minus a wallet…any wallet!
For the next several minutes I was busy separating clothes from wallet items.
Yes…pictures, credit cards, business cards, receipts and even cash. Very little cash but a bill or two nontheless. After getting the clothes into the drier, I began the process of laying out wallet contents to dry.
By the early evening all was dry and in good shape with a fresh spring smell to boot. Except for the wallet itself…
Fast forward to today…the heavy leather wallet is finally dry and cleanly housing it’s contents. The world is once again a better place to live and my credit cards never looked so clean or smelled so fresh.
As always…I must be off.









